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LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

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Hey there! be there.

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Give me my heart back!

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Status is coming soon 😀

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Emptiness feels so heavy.

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See you in another life 😉

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Anger is temporary madness.

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Find a way, not an excuse !

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Take it easy – But take it !

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Can’t WhatsApp, only calls !

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Hey WhatsApp, I’m using you!

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Kiss me until I fall a sleep.

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Cant walk… vehicles only..!

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Never apologize for being you.

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When words fail, tears speak..

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Person you love is 72.8% water.

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Hey there! I’m using cocaine 😀

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Life is to Taste, not to Waste !

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Don’t do homework save paper! 😛

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love is being stupid together 🙂

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I’m an angel with an attitude 🙂

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Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

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I don’t need to dream, I got you!

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Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

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I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛

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Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!

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Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .

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I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!

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Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !

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Available when get WiFi Network !!

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Everytime i drink i get awesome 🙂

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Mans are many but money is money 😀

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Stop ! Status under construction 😀

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Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :'(

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It’s not my attitude it’s my style !

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Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

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I am a fish out of water without YOU!

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(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China 😀

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Space available for advertisement.:-p

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My heart told me it’s definitely you !

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A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :’)

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She takes your hand, I die a little… 🙁

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I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

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If you can dream it, you can achieve it.

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My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

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Read books instead of reading my status!

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Relations are not exams so why cheat ? 🙁

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Anything with you means everything to me.

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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

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If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..

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I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

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Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!

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I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

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With women the heart argues, not the mind.

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If you don’t care, Stop talking about it !

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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

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If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

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The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

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I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

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I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.

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Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.

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I always advise people never to give advice.

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You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..

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GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉

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Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

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When I miss you, I read our old messages. :’)

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Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

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A smiling face doesn’t mean a smiling heart !

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I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.

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History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

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Salary is the SI unit of “Aukaat” in India -_-

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I don’t insult people , I just describe them !

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Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition !

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Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..

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Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..

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Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this everyday!

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Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you 😉

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I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

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Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.

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I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

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I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

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I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.

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A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

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Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.

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I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

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I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

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Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

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Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !

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Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. 🙁

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I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

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There is nothing more amazing but women’s brain !

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Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..

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I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!

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I am so single that for me GF means grandfather 😀

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God is not interested in your art but, your heart.

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I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

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I won’t cry for you, my mascara is too expensive 😛

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Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed !

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Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.

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I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

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God is really creative, I mean… just look at me !

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Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉

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My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

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You’re much happier when you just don’t give a f*ck.

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Change your priorities, before u become an option 🙂

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I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

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It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..

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The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

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I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me 😛

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Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

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I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too !

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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Everybody’s online, except the one you actually want.

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After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…

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Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

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I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.

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Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/

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Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon 🙂

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I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.

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flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. 🙂

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I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

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Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

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Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.

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Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it !

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I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

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When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity 😀

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Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable!

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I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !

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To her, I’m invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !

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Rules are n’t followed by me, i make themselves for ME !

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I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.

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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

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My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

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Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

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Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. 😀

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Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance 😀

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The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.

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The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me 🙂

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I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

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I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

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Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

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I smile… Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

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OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

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Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

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The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

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It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

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If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

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No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.

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Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

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My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

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Distance is suck… My room is so far away from kitchen :-/

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I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated. 😀

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An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

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Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!

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I’m Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder !

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I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/

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I need a Google in my mind 🙂 and an Anti-virus in my heart..

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😛

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Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!

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Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile.

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Crying is women’s way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. 😀

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I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

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Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

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No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life !

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I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

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The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!

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Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries 🙂

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I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice 😉 😀

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Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

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Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

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If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.

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I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

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Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.

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Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

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Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!

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While you’re ignoring Me, someone else is begging for My attention.

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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem 😉

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I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

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When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

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People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

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If you love me raise your hand & you don’t then raise your standard.

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

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Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!

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Life is like Adidas and Nike, “Nothing is impossible” so “Just Do It”

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I’m jealous of my parents.. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs !

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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

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Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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No matter how much i try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛

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If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

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Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

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Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

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Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent… and ignored!

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I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

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89. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…

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I learn from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.

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Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever !

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Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny !

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Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !

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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

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Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

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What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

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How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.

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If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

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I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

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Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

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When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

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I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?

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My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀

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My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀

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Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!

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Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

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I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

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I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

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There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

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You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.

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Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

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YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school…

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If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7 😛 😀

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Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.

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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛

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No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

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I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

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Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.

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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

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Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

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There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !