Technology Quotes in English

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May 02, 2021
Technology Quotes

The more I C, the less I see.
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Better to be a geek than an idiot.
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Travel to life is like css to html .
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User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
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Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
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Don’t try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
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If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.
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I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly
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They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
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Those who can’t write programs, write help files.
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Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
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I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
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My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
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Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
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A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
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If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual…
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I dropped my laptop off the boat. It’s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
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GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
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11:10…”One More Minute!!!” *Gets Distracted* 11:12… “SERIOUSLY!?!”
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Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, “What the fuck is this shit?”
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
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The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
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Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
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why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
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No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.