Whatsapp Quotes in English

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!
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We become what we think about.
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Hey there whatsapp is using me.
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Whatever it is – I didn’t do it!
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Quiet people have the loudest minds.
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Nothing is over until you stop trying.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
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I love my job only when I’m on vacation
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If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
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You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee
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Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
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If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
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Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone 😉
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
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Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
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I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
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If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog
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Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
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There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.